I can’t believe it: Obama just invited a bunch of crazy foreigners to a Fourth of July party!
Month: June 2009
WORLD’S TALLEST MAN DISCOVERED
BEIJING – After checking in at a local hospital for a foot injury, a patient discovered he is the tallest man in the world!
ALIENS HELPED INDIANS BEAT CUSTER
BILLINGS, MT – Even if Col. George Armstrong Custer had led 10,000 men against the Sioux in the 1876 battle at the Little Big Horn, they still would have been massacred –
I’M A CELEBRITY GET ME OUT OF HERE
SAN JOSE – Monday night saw the season premiere of “I’m a Celebrity… Get me Out of Here!” Taking a chance, producers cast America’s Favorite Mutant, Bat Boy!
FOUR-INCH ALIEN FOUND IN PAKISTAN
KARACHI – A video of the burnt body of a four-inch “alien” has been circulating on the Internet. Is it real?
BIBLE FILLED WITH PSYCHIC EXPERIENCES
The Holy Bible is full of psychic experiences of every kind – clairvoyance, seances, and out-of-body experiences- and here’s how you can find them!
SUSAN BOYLE HOSPITALIZED
LONDON – Susan Boyle lost “Britain’s Got Talent” this weekend, sparking riots across the UK.
ED ANGER SAYS: SOTOMAYOR IS NO HOT TAMALE!
I’m madder than Liberace in the ladies’ room! Nobody told me it was the International Year of the Fat Chick.
