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Month: March 2009

PUMA PUNKU

March 9, 2009 by Maleeka Spriggs

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Puma Punku is a set of ruins in Bolivia, not well known outside of archaeologist and UFOlogist circles. Why have these stones attracted two seemingly opposite groups?

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Categories Aliens, TopStory Tags ancient astronaut, ancient astronaut theory, stonehenge, ufologist

DAVID WILKERSON’S PROPHECY

March 9, 2009 by Marge Floori

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NEW YORK, NY – Reverend David Wilkerson, a prophetic evangelist, recently warned of impending destruction. Apparently he read the message in a bowl of cornflakes!

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags count chocula, Kelloggs

SARAH SILVERMAN AND JIMMY KIMMEL SPLIT AGAIN

March 9, 2009 by Reginald Cunningham III

LOS ANGELES, CA – Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel have split up again. After rekindling their five year relationship for a few months, they broke up this weekend. Silverman admitted to having a torrid affair with Jonah Hill.

Categories Celebs Tags jimmy kimmel, judd apatow, superbad

ED ANGER SAYS: SHUT DOWN NASA!

March 9, 2009 by Ed Anger

I’d be pig-biting mad but I can’t afford a hog – or a new set of dentures!

Categories Ed Anger Tags alien discovery, Aliens, communist-in-chief, Ed Anger, edanger, job stimulus, nasa, ronald reagan, tang, teleprompter jesus, teleprompter kid, unemployment, zsa-zsa gabor

WEEKLY HOROSCOPE: MARCH 9, 2009

March 9, 2009 by Madame Malisa

Your Weekly Star Guide by Madame Malisa, Renowned Medium & Psychic!

Categories Horoscopes Tags daily horoscope, horoscope, Horoscopes, madame malisa, madamemalisa, star signs, weekly horoscope, weekly star guide

10 JFK-LINCOLN COINCIDENCES

March 6, 2009 by Hideaki Tailor

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Abraham Lincoln and John F. Kennedy were two of the greatest U.S. Presidents, and they are forever linked by an incredible series of eerie similarities.

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Categories Politics, TopStory Tags abraham lincoln, jfk, john f kennedy, john wilkes booth, lee harvey oswald, lincoln, lyndon johnson

BLIND MOTHER GIVEN NEWBORN CHIMP

March 6, 2009 by Maleeka Spriggs

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NIGERIA – Blind mom Heather Hilton was leaving the hospital with her newborn son when hooligans kidnapped the boy, and sent her home with a baby chimpanzee!

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags chimp, chimpanzee, nigeria

BRAD PITT & NANCY PELOSI MAKE IT RIGHT

March 6, 2009 by Allie Pruitt

WASHINGTON, DC – Nancy Pelosi Made It oh so Right with Brad Pitt yesterday when she tried to steal him from Angelina Jolie!

Categories Celebs Tags brad pitt, nancy pelosi

GREAT DEPRESSION COOKING MAKES COMEBACK

March 6, 2009 by Reginald Cunningham III

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OASIS, GA – With an ever worsening economic climate, millions are turning to recipes from the Great Depression to help save money.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags cracklin’s, great depression

ED ANGER SAYS: GOP = GANG OF PANSIES!

March 6, 2009 by Ed Anger

I’m as fed up as Rosie O’Donnell at an all-you-can-eat buffet about what’s happening to the Republicans!

Categories Ed Anger Tags conservatives, cpac, cpac 2009, david frum, Ed Anger, Esther Schenectady, gop, joe the plumber, republicans, rush limbaugh, sarah palin, teleprompter jesus, winston churchill
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