NEW YORK, NY – Bernard Madoff will plead guilty to 11 charges on Thursday, but only with a very particular plea bargain.
Month: March 2009
OBAMA APPOINTEE CURSE
WASHINGTON, DC – Charles Freeman has withdrawn from consideration as National Intelligence Chair. Another appointee is claimed by the Obama Curse.
ED ANGER SAYS: OBAMA SHOULD FIRE HIMSELF
Teleprompter Jesus obviously doesn’t know his butt from his elbow and it’s only Day 50.
UFO SPOTTED NEAR ASTEROID 2009 DD 45
ROME – An Italian researcher recorded footage of the asteroid 2009 DD 45 that recently passed by, and discovered a UFO near it!
WEEKLY WORLD NEWS PREDICTED RECESSION
Who warned of the current economic crisis? Weekly World News did! Check out the classic cover below.
LIL’ KIM’S DANCING WITH THE STARS SECRET
LOS ANGELES, CA – Lil’ Kim may be performing on “Dancing with the Stars” with a human, but insiders revealed that Kim spent weeks practicing with a mutant dancer!
WORLD’S FATTEST MONKEY FOUND
EAST RIDGE, TN – A young boy had the misfortune of discovering the world’s fattest spider monkey sitting in his back yard!
CHINESE VESSELS HARRASS U.S. NAVY SHIP
PACIFIC OCEAN – Chinese Naval ships surrounded and harassed a US ship in international waters off the coast of China this Sunday.
I MARRIED THE EIFFEL TOWER!
SAN FRANCISCO, CA – Erika, a 36-year old ex-soldier, fell in love with and married the Eiffel Tower! And she’s not the only person out there to have fallen in love with a building.