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Month: March 2009
NHL TO EXPAND TO MOON?
NEW YORK, NY – NHL commissioner Gary Bettman refuted claims today that hockey will not contract its league, despite current economic woes.
3 SUGGESTED MASTER’S THESES
Drowning in books? Don’t know where to start? Here’s three easy ways to get a graduate degree!
MILEY CYRUS’ AUTOBIOGRAPHY
LOS ANGELES, CA – Teen idol Miley Cyrus’ autobiography, “Miles to Go”, hit shelves this week. Weekly World News has received unedited excerpts of Miley’s writing!
TATTOO BARBIE GETS DUMPED
MALIBU, CA – Shocking the world today, Barbie and Ken have split up. In a press conference, Ken said it’s because of the tattoos.
THE SECRET TO SIX PACK ABS
NEW YORK— A team of trainers has announced over the course of every issue of Men’s Health magazine that abdominal definition is possible for the average newsstand shopper.
ED ANGER SAYS: OFF WITH TED’S HEAD!
I’m pig biting mad about Teddy Kennedy getting knighted by the Queen! Can you believe it? Now we’ll have to call that bloated old fraud “Sir”! “Sir Slab of Lard,” maybe.
ASTEROID MISSES EARTH
SYDNEY – A 200-foot wide asteroid whizzed by Earth yesterday, narrowly missing us by 40,000 miles. But now a pair of aliens are coming forward to take the blame!
PENTHOUSE CLOSING
LOS ANGELES, CA – Penthouse is closing its doors for good and canceling its magazine. Free online pornography is believed to have dealt the deathblow to the publishing giant.
