BALTIMORE, MD – Olympic swimmer Michael Phelps has lost an endorsement contract with Nabisco.
ED ANGER SAYS QUIT DREAMING ABOUT OBAMA!
I’m madder than Sigmund Freud with a busted stogie about that crazy woman at the New York Times!
Month: February 2009
WEEKLY HOROSCOPE: FEBRUARY 9, 2009
Your Weekly Star Guide by Madame Malisa, Renowned Medium & Psychic!
HERO PILOT TV SHOW
NEW YORK, NY – Aviation hero Chelsey Sullenberger is getting the network talk show treatment. In recognition of successfully landing US Air flight 1549 in the Hudson River last January, Sullenberger is being given his own morning talk show on Fox.
SARAH PALIN AND ASHLEY JUDD FIGHT
JUNEAU, AK – Sarah Palin and Ashley Judd’s squabbling has descended into middle-school madness after only speaking to each other through the press.
ED ANGER SAYS: THE KENNEDYS NEED TO SHUT UP!
I’m madder than Sirhan Sirhan at a parole hearing about all these damn Kennedys!
OBAMA MAKES MISTAKE, TURNS TO APE
WASHINGTON, DC – With February off to a rocky start, President Obama called an old friend for some much needed support – PhD Ape!
U.S. WOMEN’S BADMINTON TEAM TO VISIT IRAN
TEHRAN – The Obama administration is sending the U.S. women’s badminton team to Iran as a cultural exchange.