BOGOTA – Photographs have surfaced proving the existence of a giant snake in the jungles of Colombia.
Month: February 2009
SAN DIEGO UFO SIGHTING
Over a year has passed since the mass sighting of UFOs above San Diego, and an explanation has never been provided.
MILEY CYRUS ASIAN PHOTO
LOS ANGELES, CA – Miley Cyrus has been accused of racism against Asians after a controversial photo was published. The Chinese government is not pleased.
SINGULARITY UNIVERSITY
MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA – Silicon Valley scientists have teamed up to create Singularity University, aimed at advancing Artificial Intelligence beyond what is humanly capable.
ED ANGER SAYS: TOM DASCHLE IS MY HERO
I’m madder than a double-entry bookkeeper with a single-entry wife about all this Tom Daschle craziness!
KOSOVO NOW OLD ENOUGH TO DATE
GENEVA – A consensus vote at the United Nations today recognized Kosovo’s right to after-hours, unsupervised socialization rights with consenting nations.
GOOGLE OCEAN DISCOVERS SEA MONSTER
NEAR GUAM – After Google developers introduced the new branch of Google Earth, users discovered a never before seen sea monster lurking in the images!
CHRISTIAN BALE GOES BALLISTIC
LOS ANGELES, CA – Audio surfaced this week of Christian Bale losing it on the set of his new film Terminator: Salvation. Now the sentient machine he was berating is considering suing for emotional abuse.
MICHAEL PHELPS BONG SET-UP
BALTIMORE, MD – Olympic champion Michael Phelps was photographed smoking marijuana from a bong, and he’s blaming the Hungarians!