NEW YORK, NY – Accusations have been lodged that Mulrog aliens tried to rig the 2009 Westminster Dog Show.
Month: February 2009
NO STIMULUS PETITION
WASHINGTON, DC – A “No Stimulus Bill” petition being circulated by the Americans For Prosperity is gaining strong momentum.
ED ANGER SAYS: DOWN WITH THE DECLARATION OF DEPENDENCE
I’m angrier than Adam Smith in an itchy kilt about what’s happened to our once great nation!
BAR REFAELI’S SPORTS ILLUSTRATED COVER
NEW YORK, NY – Sports Illustrated’s annual Swimsuit Issue hit the stands recently, and one of the photographs revealed more than anyone expected.
FATHERS AGAINST MOTHERS AGAINST DRUNK DRIVING
WASHINGTON, DC – Fathers all over the nation are uniting under the slogan “I drive better when I’ve had a few.”
CHRIS JERICHO FIGHT WITH MUTANT
VICTORIA, BC – Pro wrestler Chris Jericho was assaulted after a match this weekend. It now seems Manigator, the half-man half-alligator mutant, started the fight.
ALEX RODRIGUEZ ADMITS STEROID USE
NEW YORK, NY – Alex Rodriguez has admitted to taking performance-enhancing drugs, and all the angels in the heavens above have wept as one.
MY BOYFRIEND IS A ZOMBIE
AMSTERDAM – Accident victim Godfried Lansing was declared dead and lay in a morgue for 48 spine-chilling hours before suddenly bouncing back to life.
MIA PREGNANT, GIVES BIRTH AT GRAMMYS
LOS ANGELES, CA – Going ahead with her plans to perform at the Grammy Awards last night, MIA spontaneously gave birth on stage to much applause.
ANN COULTER IN VOTER FRAUD SCANDAL
HARTFORD, CT – Weekly World News investigators have discovered that Ann Coulter may actually be a man.