All these bailouts and whatnot have got me as mixed up as a high-class hooker at a Motel 6!
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UPDATE: As Weekly World News previously revealed, Joaquin Phoenix decided to partner with Bat Boy in his new musical career. And now Joaquin’s friends are blaming his odd behavior on the little mutant!
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WASHINGTON, DC – Following a whirlwind romance, President Obama and New Hampshire Senator Judd Gregg have broken off their relationship.
SOLIHULL, UK – A young boy has caught footage of what may be a real ghost walking around his home.
LOS ANGELES, CA – Octuplet mom Nadya Suleman launched a website to solicit donations for her family, but it was immediately hacked by a group of vigilante mothers!
Miley Cyrus has finally apologized for the racially offensive photo that came out last week. To show how sorry she is, Miley has joined the Chinese Communist Party.
OSLO – A massive, 40-ton whale roared toward the freedom of the open sea, and destroyed a half-mile bridge that stood in its way.
