CARTAGENA, Colombia – The Colombian woman in the middle of the Secret Service scandal has spoken out.
Politics
ROMNEY ON OLYMPIC BODYBOARDING TEAM!
Mitt Romney, will be competing in the Olympics in London this summer – on the U.S. Bodyboarding Team.
THE YOGA TAX
WASHINGTON – President Obama issued an executive order yesterday – putting a ten percent tax on yoga studios and everything related to yoga.
OBAMA IS A RUSSIAN SPY?
WASHINGTON – A hot mic picked up a private conversation between Barack Obama and Medvedev and now rumors are spreading across the internet that President Obama is KGB.
ROMNEY ADDS "WOMAN" TO PLAYLIST
BIRMINGHAM, Ala. – Mitt Romney has added “Woman” by John Lennon to his official campaign playlist.
PUTIN DONATES 1 BILLION TO OBAMA SUPERPAC?
MOSCOW – Newly elected Russian President, Vladimir Putin has reportedly donated 1 billion to a mysterious Obama SuperPac.
PROSTITUTES BACK RON PAUL
NEVADA – Prostitutes in Nevada are campaigning for Ron Paul and they are holding fundraising events at the Bunny Ranch.