Parents these days make me pig biting mad!
MY VISIT WITH “W”
My heart’s as broken as the Liberty Bell about saying goodbye to President Bush.
Last week, I visited the White House for a farewell lunch with the great man.
Ed Anger
THESE FOREIGNERS BURN ME UP!
I saw something crazy on the news today, and now I’m as mixed up as a she-goat at a Taliban stag party.
SAY NO TO SAME-SEX IN-LAWS
I’m madder than a drag queen who’s run out of duct tape over this gay marriage business.
ANN COULTER 1, NBC 0
I’m madder than a bulimic with a broken finger over this whole Ann Coulter business.
BOYCOTT COMMIE-SOTA
I’m madder than Jesse Ventura with a busted microphone about that idiot Al Franken. It’s bad enough America picked a commie President with a crazy name, but now Minnesota went and made some potty mouth “comedian” a senator.
ED ANGER RETURNS
My America, the America I know and love has been in a coma. For too long it has been asleep at the wheel… the wheel of a foreign-made car. It’s time to wake up and tell the rest of the world to GET OFF OUR LAWN!!!
OBAMA-TOSE! ED ANGER CRITICAL
Legendary Weekly World News columnist Ed Anger has suffered a debilitating break down brought on by the election results.
FRY DEATH ROW CREEPS IN ELECTRIC BLEACHERS!
I’m madder than a tomcat with his tail in a light socket over the bleeding-heart demand to outlaw capital punishment.
GALS SHOULDN'T BE PUMPING IRON
I’m madder than a weightlifter with a slippery barbell over all these women bodybuilders I’m seeing nowadays.