WASHINGTON – President Obama announced yesterday that he is canceling the midterm elections, due to the jobs crisis.

So I heard I bought some of you new cars last week! When do I get a thank you?!

SKANEATELES, NY – With an ever worsening economic climate, millions are turning to recipes from the Great Depression to help save money. Dozens of websites have sprung up offering authentic tips and suggestions from the countries darkest days.

Be prepared for anything the economy throws at you with these handy tips.