Tag Archive | "Ed Anger"

ED ANGER SAYS: “THANK YOU, VETERANS!”

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Today is Veteran’s Day, when we take a minute between 50% off mattress sales and Hitler Channel marathons to remember all the brave men who fought for America!

ED ANGER: “GLENN BECK ATTACKED!”

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During that Watergate thing, they used to say “follow the money.” Now it’s more like “follow the ambulance!”

ED ANGER SAYS: “TAKE THAT, OBAMA!”

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So the Commies lost two out of three big votes last night!

ED ANGER: “BEWARE THE ATOMIC MONKEYS!”

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I feel as crazy as a bedbug in a cat house!

ED ANGER SAYS: “BOO-HUMBUG!”

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Man, this week just keeps getting better and better. By which I mean worse and worse!

ED ANGER: “LIEBERMAN IS A LOSER!

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I’m madder than Joe Lieberman at a popularity contest!

ED ANGER SAYS: “NO MANDATING!”

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I’m madder than a fat kid at the end of the buffet line when the rice pudding is all gone!

ED ANGER SAYS: “DON’T EAT FIDO!”

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So now the experts are telling us animals are bad for planet Earth and we need to get rid of them!

ED ANGER SAYS: “HANDS OFF FOX NEWS!”

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I guess the Teleprompter Kid has nothing better to do than get mad that not everybody loves him.

ED ANGER: “BILL MAHER IS A SHOT IN THE ARM!”

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So everyone’s picking on that Bill Maher TV guy for saying he doesn’t like vaccinations!