ALIEN SPACESHIP CIRCLING THE SUN!
An alien spaceship has been circling the Sun for the last few weeks. It’s a huge, metallic mothership.
Monthly Archives: April 2012
THE JETPACK IS HERE!
NEW ZEALAND – A commercially developed jetpack, The Martin, is ready for liftoff!
FLORENCE COLGATE
Lorraine cosmetics has found The Most Beautiful Face In The World.
BIDENBOT MALFUNCTIONS AGAIN
WASHINGTON — BidenBot, the lifelike, cybernetic machine that poses as Vice President Joe Biden during most of his public appearances, has malfunctioned again during a recent press conference.
ZOMBIES BACK ROMNEY
PHOENIX – Aliens are backing Santorum, so Romney reached out and won the support of American Zombies!
UFO OVER SOUTH KOREA
A UFO was spotted over South Korea – once again. It is confirmed to be an alien ship from Planet Zeeba.
PURPLE CRAB
A purple crab is one of four new species of the creature that have been discovered on the Philippine island of Palawan.
SLAIN PAINTER’S SPIRIT ROAMS MUSEUM
Special Report By Daniel Román
GIRL IN A SINK HOLE!
A young girl fell through the pavement into a sink hole in northern China.
DINOSAUR VIRUS
A rare, ancient dinosaur virus is mysteriously spreading across Europe and North America.
