ARCADIA, Kan. — Three winning tickets for last weekend’s record $656 million Mega Millions drawing were sold, but no person has stepped forward to claim the prize. However, one dog has.
Month: April 2012
THE FLYING CAR IS HERE!
The Dutch company PAL-V announced the first flight of its “flying car”. The City of Los Angeles immediately ordered 10,000.
THE YOGA TAX
WASHINGTON – President Obama issued an executive order yesterday – putting a ten percent tax on yoga studios and everything related to yoga.
RUSSIAN SPY SEDUCED JOE BIDEN
Russian spy Anna Chapman was out to sexually ensnare a member of President Obama’s cabinet – and she succeeded!
O.J. DIDN'T DO IT!
A private investigator proves that the real killer of Nicole Brown and Ron Goldman was… Jason Simpson, O.J.’s son.
KATE AND WILLIAM GETTING DIVORCED
Rumors are swirling that The Duchess of Cambridge and Prince William are headed for a divorce.