HOW TO TELL IF YOU ARE POSSESSED
Your troubles may not be your problems after all – they are the miseries of a dead soul who has possessed you!
Monthly Archives: February 2012
SNOOKI PREGNANT!
Snooki is having a baby! Sources say she and Jionni LaValle are expecting a little guido in September.
LEAP DAY MONSTER
Every four years the Leap Day Monster appears. This year, it’s attacking people in Arkansas and Alabama
GOP TAPS ‘CHILD PRODIGY’ STRATEGIST FOR ELECTION
According to reports, Republicans are employing 12-year-old “child prodigy” Billy Hogbin for the fall presidential election.
BEWARE THE BAT FLU!
Scientists have found a new influenza virus that infects bats. Bat Boy seems to be immune to it, but still… beware!
KUNG FU BEAR
A Kung Fu bear was captured and is being held in captivity. A video has surfaced of the bear using his Kung Fu stick behind bars.
ALIENS ATTACK! (2.28.12)
KANGEAN ISLAND – Aliens from Planet Gootan have been spotted across the Indonsian Sea.
ELEVATOR TO SPACE!
TOKYO – The Japanese are building an elevator to space. It will be ready for “lift” off by 2020.
PINK DIAMOND
AUSTRALIA – It’s taken 26 years of production to unearth this rare pink diamond.
5,000 YEAR OLD EYEBALL!
Archaeologists discovered the world’s first prosthetic eye, which was worn by an ancient Persian priestess.
