IRELAND WANTS TO BE 51st STATE
DUBLIN – Amid a growing financial crisis, Ireland’s Prime Minister has asked the U.S. to make Ireland the 51st state.
Monthly Archives: November 2010
TSA: “EVERYONE WILL BE GROPED”
WASHINGTON – Amid protests, the TSA is not backing down. They have ordered all passengers to be groped at security checkpoints.
DUDE DATING WITH J-TRAIN: FACEBOOK
The J-Train is coming through and he’s got the dating advice you need!
NEW FAULT LINE IN THE ROCKIES
SALMON, ID – Scientists at Idaho State University have found and active seismic fault in the northern Rockies.
RED UFO OVER MOSCOW
MOSCOW – Last night there were mysterious floating red lights over Moscow.
TAIWANESE ANIMATION ABOUT TSA GROPING
Check out this Taiwanese animation about the TSA and their plans to “touch your junk”.
LEONID METEOR SHOWER
The Leonid meteor shower of 2010 is peaking this week and the best time to see the sky show is NOW.
TSA SELLS NAKED BODY SCANS ONLINE
WASHINGTON – The TSA announced that they will be selling naked body scans of passengers on EBay to help pay off the national debt.
PRINCE WILLIAM TO MARRY, MOVE TO THE U.S.
LONDON – Prince William is engaged to his girlfriend, Kate Middleton. They plan to marry next summer and move to the United States.
JOHN TRAVOLTA TO TAKE ONE-WAY TRIP TO MARS
SANTA MONICA – John Travolta has signed up for the first one-way trip to Mars.
