Monthly Archives: October 2010

ZOMBIES ATTACK NEW YORK

By Frank Lake on October 27, 2010

NEW YORK – Zombies attacked New York last night. They came from Brooklyn!

By Frank Lake on October 27, 2010

OSAKA – The Japanese have developed a new military ship…. The Zipper Boat.

By Frank Lake on October 26, 2010

NEW YORK – A drunk Charlie Sheen was arrested last night at the Plaza Hotel. He was naked with 15 escorts and two chimps.

By Frank Lake on October 26, 2010

GERMANY – Paul is dead. The famous psychic octopus who predicted outcomes of the 2010 World Cup was murdered.

By Frank Lake on October 26, 2010

NEW YORK – Supermodel Adriana Lima showed off her assets in a $2 million diamond-encrusted bra.

By Frank Lake on October 26, 2010

NAPLES – Cell phone guns are being used by the Mafia, and criminals, all around the world.

By Frank Lake on October 25, 2010

ARLINGTON, TX – Texas Ranger slugger Josh Hamilton announced he will join the priesthood after the World Series.

By Frank Lake on October 25, 2010

NEW YORK – There’s some shenanigans going on for the big Going Mutant book release

By Frank Lake on October 24, 2010

TOKYO – Fisherman who were carrying out their annual dolphin hunt captured a dolphin that had human arms!

By Frank Lake on October 24, 2010

ANAHEIM – Brock Lesnar has challenged Bat Boy to a cage match!