NEW YORK – Zombies attacked New York last night. They came from Brooklyn!
Month: October 2010
CHARLIE SHEEN HOSPITALIZED
NEW YORK – A drunk Charlie Sheen was arrested last night at the Plaza Hotel. He was naked with 15 escorts and two chimps.
PSYCHIC OCTOPUS DEAD!
GERMANY – Paul is dead. The famous psychic octopus who predicted outcomes of the 2010 World Cup was murdered.
ADRIANA LIMA’S $2 MILLION BRA
NEW YORK – Supermodel Adriana Lima showed off her assets in a $2 million diamond-encrusted bra.
CELL PHONE GUN
NAPLES – Cell phone guns are being used by the Mafia, and criminals, all around the world.
JOSH HAMILTON TO ENTER PRIESTHOOD
ARLINGTON, TX – Texas Ranger slugger Josh Hamilton announced he will join the priesthood after the World Series.
CAPTURED DOLPHIN HAS HUMAN ARMS
TOKYO – Fisherman who were carrying out their annual dolphin hunt captured a dolphin that had human arms!
