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KILLER RACCOONS TAKE MANHATTAN

October 8, 2012 by Frank Lake

Killer Raccoons are invading Manhattan and thousands of residents have been attacked in the last two weeks.

Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags killer, manhattan, new york city, nypd

WALL STREET SURRENDERS TO OWS PROTESTERS!

November 17, 2011 by Frank Lake

NEW YORK –  In a move that shocked the world, Wall Street surrendered to OWS this morning.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags AFL-CIO, nypd, Occupy, Occupy Wall Street

NYPD ORDERS WOMEN NOT TO WEAR SKIRTS

October 2, 2011 by Frank Lake

NEW YORK, NY –  The NYPD has issued a mandatory order:  women wearing skirts will be fined!

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags Marilyn Monroe, new york city, nypd, rape

POLAR BEAR CLUB HITS THE EAST RIVER

January 1, 2011 by Frank Lake

NEW YORK – The Queens Polar Bear Club hit the East River this morning for its annual New Year’s dip.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags cold, coney island, freezing, nypd, polar bear, Queens

TREEHOUSE IN MANHATTAN

October 27, 2010 by Tap Vann

NEW YORK – A woman moves into a treehouse in her backyard in Manhattan.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags manhattan, nypd, treehouse

CHARLIE SHEEN HOSPITALIZED

October 26, 2010 by Frank Lake

NEW YORK –  A drunk Charlie Sheen was arrested last night at the Plaza Hotel.  He was naked with 15 escorts and two chimps.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags charlie sheen, charlie sheen arrested, Denise Richards, drinking, drugs, drunk, escorts, naked, nypd, probation, Sheen, Two and a Half Men, vicodin

BEDBUGS TAKE NIKETOWN

September 21, 2010 by Frank Lake

NEW YORK, NY –  Bedbugs have taken over Niketown, and are heading for Shoetown!

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags bed bugs, bedbugs, flagship store, new york, nypd, SWAT team

NY CABBIES TO GET BULLET PROOF VESTS

April 24, 2010 by Frank Lake

NEW YORK – Mayor Bloomberg announced that all New York cab drivers will be issued bullet  proof vests.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags nypd

BAT BOY HUNTS MADOFF

December 15, 2008 by Dallas Commagreens

SENECA FALLS, W.VA – Bernard Madoff may be free on bail from fraud charges but Bat Boy has pledged to see him punished!

Categories Celebs Tags Bat Boy, batboy, bernard madoff, bernard madoff fraud, bernardmadoff, bernie madoff, bernie madoff fraud, fbi, madoff, madoff fraud, nypd, peak guano, seneca falls, west virginia

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