NEW YORK – In a move that shocked the world, Wall Street surrendered to OWS this morning.
KILLER RACCOONS TAKE MANHATTAN
Killer Raccoons are invading Manhattan and thousands of residents have been attacked in the last two weeks.
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POLAR BEAR CLUB HITS THE EAST RIVER
NEW YORK – The Queens Polar Bear Club hit the East River this morning for its annual New Year’s dip.
CHARLIE SHEEN HOSPITALIZED
NEW YORK – A drunk Charlie Sheen was arrested last night at the Plaza Hotel. He was naked with 15 escorts and two chimps.
NY CABBIES TO GET BULLET PROOF VESTS
NEW YORK – Mayor Bloomberg announced that all New York cab drivers will be issued bullet proof vests.
BAT BOY HUNTS MADOFF
SENECA FALLS, W.VA – Bernard Madoff may be free on bail from fraud charges but Bat Boy has pledged to see him punished!