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Month: February 2009

BRISTOL PALIN DISPROVES INTELLIGENT DESIGN

February 18, 2009 by Reginald Cunningham III

Bristol Palin held her first interview since giving birth Monday night with Greta Von Susteren. The 18 year old daughter of Alaska Governor Sarah Palin talked about her experience as a mother and her mother’s policies towards education.

Categories Celebs Tags bristol palin, carbon dating, fox news, governor palin, lucy, paleoanthropology, sarah palin

ED ANGER SAYS: GREENIES CAN GO FLUSH THEIR HEADS!

February 18, 2009 by Ed Anger

I’m madder than Larry Craig with a broken leg about the latest environmental craziness!

Categories Ed Anger Tags australia, ben franklin, boston tea party, Ed Anger, edanger, larry craig, paul revere

WHERE’S OSAMA BIN LADEN?

February 17, 2009 by Hideaki Tailor

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NEW YORK, NY – Researchers have been using satellite-aided georgaphical analysis to pinpoint Osama bin Laden’s location, but he may be closer than they think.

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Categories Politics, TopStory Tags Central Park, new york, new york city, osama bin laden, osama bin laden found, pakistan, ucla

OREGON BEER TAX HIKE PROTEST

February 17, 2009 by Lena Barker

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PORTLAND, OR – After a 1,900% tax hike was proposed to help the state budget, Oregon residents have protested by dumping beer into the Portland harbor.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags boston tea party, oregon, portland

CHIMP ATTACK FAMILY SEEKS COUNSEL

February 17, 2009 by Dallas Commagreens

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STAMFORD, CT – Travis the chimp was shot dead after brutally attacking a human, and now his family is seeking comfort and advice from the world’s only PhD Ape.

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Categories Mutants, TopStory Tags ape, chimp attack, chimp killed, chimp shot, chimpanzee, chimpanzee attack, connecticut, monkey, phd ape, stamford, stamford chimp, travis chimpanzee, travis the chimp

SPACE AGE FASHION WEEK

February 17, 2009 by Reginald Cunningham III

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NEW YORK, NY – It’s Fashion Week in New York City and some of the world’s greatest designers have descended on Bryant Park to show off their work.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags david bowie, fashion week, new york fashion week

SHAQ DANCE DISSECTED

February 16, 2009 by Allie Pruitt

PHOENIX, AZ – Weekly World News is proud to present dance expert Jane Alston’s explanation of Shaquille O’Neal’s interpretive dance.

Categories Celebs Tags shaq, shaquille o'neal

TEXAS FIREBALL SPOTTED

February 16, 2009 by Erik Van Datiken

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DALLAS, TX – A large fireball was spotted by hundreds of citizens Sunday morning, but local authorities have found no evidence to explain what it was.

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Categories Aliens, TopStory Tags fireball, fireball over texas, ufo video, ufos

PRESIDENTS DAY SALE SURPRISE

February 24, 2020February 16, 2009 by Tap Vann

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CHICAGO, IL – Sears has worked hard to secure great Presidents Day sales by conjuring up the ghost of George Washington at its flagship store.

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Categories Mutants, Paranormal Tags chicago, george washington, presidents day, wal-mart

DAYTONA 500 ENDS IN SACRIFICE

February 16, 2009 by Reginald Cunningham III

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DAYTONA, FL – NASCAR’s most iconic race ended with a rain-out yesterday afternoon, despite pit crews making multiple sacrifices to the rain gods.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags florida, keith urban, nascar, poseidon
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