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YOUR BRAIN IS IN OUR JAR!

October 18, 2019October 17, 2019 by Boyce Day

“IT’S LIKE YOUR BRAIN IS IN OUR JAR!”: TRUMP PAIRS WITH TECH GIANTS ON MIND-CONTROL TECHNOLOGY! Donald Trump has been involved in a series of high-level secret meetings with tech giants like Facebook’s Mark Zuckerberg, Twitter’s Jack Dorsey, and Apple’s Tim Cook to devise strategies for controlling the minds of ordinary Americans. Zuckerberg convened the … READ MORE

ALIEN SPACESHIPS TO ATTACK!

October 13, 2019 by Frank Lake

WASHINGTON, DC – Three giant alien spaceships are approaching earth and should land on the planet in early November of this year. The United States is officially on “alien red alert” and the rest of the globe is preparing for the arrival of three gigantic alien spaceships that appear to be hostile. The aliens spaceships … READ MORE

PELOSI, PUTIN AND P’LOD PLOT IMPEACHMENT

October 10, 2019October 10, 2019 by Frank Lake

WASHINGTON, DC – Vladimir Putin has teamed up with Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi, and popular alien, P’Lod to plot a strategy on the impeachment of President Donald Trump. Putin was in the nation’s capital last week for a series of private meetings with Pelosi on how to best get the President out of … READ MORE

TRUMP SENDS DRAGONS, ZOMBIES TO BORDER!

October 6, 2019October 3, 2019 by Frank Lake

WASHINGTON, DC – Today Donald Trump took the bold, daring step to send dragons, zombies and flying monkeys to the border. “We need to protect our country. And it is my job to make sure we are safe. The wall is big and beautiful and we’re building fifty to one hundred miles every day, but … READ MORE