WWN has learned that President Obama lip-synced his inaugural address.
I’m madder than a Chinaman in a driver’s ed class about China taking over the world, because they’re not going to take this Yankee to the cleaners.
I finally figured out the whole point of that long stupid meeting the Teleprompter Kid had about health care!
Did Al Gore get elected President after all? Cuz everywhere Al goes, it snows – and I see Washington is covered in the stuff!
I’m madder than Santa on a treadmill! You can have a Merry Christmas if you want to, but I’m miserable!