WASHINGTON – Federal authorities have confirmed that Chuck Norris, working with Libyan rebels, has killed Muammar Gaddafi!
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CONDOLEEZZA RICE WAS DATING GADHAFI
TRIPOLI – Libyan rebels found evidence of a romantic relationship between Colonel Gadhafi and Condoleezza Rice.
QADDAFI COURTING ANISTON AND OTHERS
TRIPOLI, Libya — Col. Muammar el-Qaddafi is hoping a love connection with Jennifer Aniston, or some other Hollywood beauty, will salvage his world image.
GADDAFI ESCAPES TO VENEZUELA
TRIPOLI – Gaddafi’s rule is over. Reports say he escaped Libya and is safely in Venezuela with Hugo Chavez.
QADDAFI HIRES STYLIST
TRIPOLI, Libya – Colonel Muammar-el Qaddafi has hired a fashion stylist to fit him for his “surrender” attire.
GADDAFI INVITED TO ROYAL WEDDING
LONDON – The guest list for the Royal Wedding was revealed. Heads of state are invited – including Muammar Gaddafi!
OIL FOUND ON MOON!
Huge oil reserves have been found on the moon. Gas prices will fall to $0.10 a gallon as OPEC oil becomes obsolete!
EDGAR CAYCE PREDICTED WORLD WAR III IN 2011
The Sleeping Prophet, Edgar Cayce, predicted in 1942 that World War III would begin in 2011!