Janet Napolitano Archives

THE WINGED JETPACK IS HERE!

February 26, 2013 by Frank Lake

GERMANY – A commercially developed jetpack, SkyFlash, is ready for liftoff!

November 9, 2011 by Frank Lake

REMINDER – On November 9th, the U.S. Government is testing its Emergency Alien Alert System to prepare for the upcoming alien attack!

November 17, 2010 by Frank Lake

Check out this Taiwanese animation about the TSA and their plans to “touch your junk”.

November 16, 2010 by Frank Lake

WASHINGTON – The TSA announced that they will be selling naked body scans of passengers on EBay to help pay off the national debt.

November 8, 2010 by Frank Lake

CENTERVILLE, VA – A blue UFO was confirmed over Virginia last night!

August 7, 2010 by Frank Lake

NEW YORK – A Greenland ice chunk four times the size of Manhattan has broken off and is headed… for Manhattan!

December 28, 2009 by Ed Anger

I’m madder than Rosie O’Donnell in Economy! That Janet Neopolitan we’ve got running the country’s security turns out to be as stupid as she looks!