I’m madder than a Mexican jumping bean in a chili dog!
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ED ANGER: AL GORE THINKS THE WEATHER IS HITLER!
I’m madder than Winston Churchill at an A.A. meeting! Just when I figured Al Gore couldn’t get any nuttier, yesterday he made a fool of himself again.
ED ANGER: SARAH PALIN, WE HARDLY KNEW YE!
I’m madder than an Eskimo with a busted mukluk! Sarah Palin resigned as governor of Alaska on Friday, and I still can’t get over it.
ED ANGER SAYS: IT'S 'IN DEPENDS DAY'!
I’m madder than a wet firecracker! Tomorrow is Independence Day, the 4th of July, but our great nation is going down the toilet.
ED ANGER SAYS: I'M NOT DEAD!
I’m madder than a flea on a soapy dog! There’s this crazy rumor going around the computers that I’m dead!
ED ANGER: "GOOD RIDDANCE, EVENING NEWS!"
I’m madder than Dan Rather with a busted microphone! Obama still hasn’t bought me a new TV, dammit.