I was happier than Lindsay Lohan at an open bar to see President George Bush – “W. the Great”— back in the saddle yesterday!
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ED ANGER SAYS: GITMO GUYS SENT TO PARADISE!
Once in a while, I don’t mind that Obama too much. Sometimes he does stuff that makes me think Bush and Cheney and Rove are still running the place.
ED ANGER: DAVID LETTERMAN = DAVID BITTERMAN!
I never much cared for that David Letterman fellow, and not just because his show is on way past my bedtime. But I think he’s finally lost it!
ED ANGER SAYS: SARAH PALIN IS NOT A CROOK!
I’m madder than a mongoose at a cobra convention! If those lie-berals hate Sarah Palin so much, how come they keep talking about her?
ED ANGER: OBAMA SHOULD THROW OFF HIS CHAINS
I’m madder than a club-footed camel! So the Teleprompter Kid when to A-rab Land the other day.
ED ANGER SAYS: PELOSI = PINOCCHIO!
Now I know making fun of Nancy Pelosi is like shooting fish in a barrel – but don’t go knocking that, my friends!
ED ANGER SAYS: HANDS OFF MY CHEERIOS!
I’m madder than Count Chocula at a convention of diabetic dentists! Now I’ve heard everything! Seems the Government wants to call Cheerios a “drug”!
ED ANGER SAYS: OBAMA’S NOT SPOCK!
I’m madder than a Klingon at a peace rally! Now, I don’t much follow that Star Track show, but my grandson puts it on when his mom drops him off before her bingo.
ED ANGER SAYS: AL GORE STATUE IS A CRAPPY IDEA!
I’m madder than a plucked pigeon! Did you hear they’re building a statue to Al Gore, down in Tennessee? It’s enough to make Michelangelo lose his marbles!
ED ANGER SAYS: GEORGE BUSH STILL RULES!
Can you believe it? Good old George W. Bush just raised $100-million for his Presidential library in only 100 days! So much for the crappy economy!