BECK: "ONLY BAT BOY CAN SAVE US"
WASHINGTON, DC – At his Restoring Honor Rally, Glenn Beck told the crowd that Bat Boy is the only one who can save the United States of America.
WASHINGTON, DC – At his Restoring Honor Rally, Glenn Beck told the crowd that Bat Boy is the only one who can save the United States of America.
NEW YORK, NY – The hottest thing in baseball right now is reaching out for a little extra help!
WWN longtime reader and fan, Nick Dwyer, has won a Gizmodo photo contest… with Bat Boy.
ORLANDO, FL – Tiger Woods has called in a favor to an old friend in hopes of getting back on track!
NEW YORK, NY – Bat Boy has been reported to be the next Bachelor set to find love!
MIAMI, FL – There was a glaring omission from the second season of the Jersey Shore!
RIO DE JANEIRO, BRAZIL – Larissa Riquelme, who has been told for years that she looks like Bat Boy, is now dating the love of her life.
SOUTH AFRICA – Spain had some extra help in winning the World Cup!
BREAKING – Washington, D.C. The White House announced this morning that they will be putting Bat Boy in charge of the newly created “Perfect Citizen” cyber program.