DETROIT – Out-of-work Americans are signing up in record numbers for a union, the Union of Unemployed Americans.
Month: August 2010
CHELSEA HANDLER TO HOST VIDEO MUSIC AWARDS
NEW YORK, NY – Chelsea Handler will be taking her vodka drinking and tell-it-like-it-is humor to primetime!
ED ANGER PASSED UP FOR ICONIC JOHN WAYNE ROLE
NEW YORK, NY – A member of the Weekly World News family just missed out on a high profile role!
BIGFOOT HUNTS TED NUGENT
MARYSVILLE, CA – Ted Nugent pleaded guilty to killing a defenseless deer. Bigfoot didn’t like that and is coming for Ted!
MAGNETIC MEGA-STAR RAISES QUESTIONS
NEW YORK, NY – Researchers, theorists and scientists are buzzing over a new discovery in our galaxy!
NATIONAL RECALL DAY!
WASHINGTON – President Obama declared today, August 18th, “National Recall Day.”  So… send it back!
BLAGO JURORS WIN POWERBALL LOTTERY
CHICAGO – On the same night jurors acquitted former Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich of all but one charge, they won the $64 million Powerball lottery.









