2009 - Page 123 of 124 - Weekly World News

HAY-ADAMS HOTEL DENIES OBATMA

January 6, 2009 by Reginald Cunningham III

WASHINGTON, DC -Obatma’s visit to see his half-brother Barack Obama was shot down by an overzealous security guard.

BIGFOOT TWITTER HACKED

January 6, 2009 by Sarah Haddad

BLUE MOUNTAINS, OR – After a spate of high-profile Twitter accounts were hacked, the world’s most famous cryptid became the next victim.

RICKY GERVAIS FATTY FEUD

January 6, 2009 by Carl Woodward

LOS ANGELES, CA – Following a New Year’s telethon for pets in need, Tonya The World’s Fattest Cat had a falling out with co-host Ricky Gervais.

UPDATE: MACWORLD THREATENED BY DEATH RAY

January 5, 2009 by Reginald Cunningham III

UPDATE: Death-ray-wielding open source software supporters are expected to crash the MacWorld convention in San Francisco.

TARVARIS JACKSON A REAL VIKING

January 5, 2009 by Tap Vann

SAVAGE, MN – The Minnesota Vikings’ quarterback has more going for him than just skills.

ALIEN ENERGY BURNS RICHARDSON

January 5, 2009 by Carl Woodward

SANTA FE, NM – Ties to an alien energy company have resulted in Governor Bill Richardson removing his name for consideration as future Commerce Secretary.

My America, the America I know and love has been in a coma. For too long it has been asleep at the wheel… the wheel of a foreign-made car. It’s time to wake up and tell the rest of the world to GET OFF OUR LAWN!!!