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CHENEY ADMITS NO LINK BETWEEN 9/11 AND IRAQ

December 18, 2022June 3, 2009 by Reginald Cunningham III

NEW YORK, NY – In an interview on Fox News, former Vice President Dick Cheney admitted that “there was never any evidence Iraq was involved in 9-11.”

Categories Politics, TopStory Tags dick cheney, easter bunny, elmo, fox news, mall santa, santa claus, sean hannity, tooth fairy

ZOMBIE DENIED SOCIAL SECURITY

May 27, 2009 by Garrett Hawley

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MIAMI, FL – One of the first cases that will come before new Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor is a discrimination suit.

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Categories Politics, TopStory Tags florida, miami, Sonia Sotomayor, zombies

OBAMA PICKS SOTOMAYOR

May 26, 2009 by Hideaki Tailor

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WASHINGTON, DC – It has been leaked that President Obama selected his next Supreme Court appointee.

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Categories Politics, TopStory Tags judge sonia sotomayor, obama, Sonia Sotomayor, sonia sotomayor supreme court, sotomayor, Supreme Court, the bachelor, the bachelorette

MICHELLE OBAMA TO PAINT WHITE HOUSE GREEN

May 19, 2009 by Hideaki Tailor

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WASHINGTON, DC – First Lady Michelle Obama is going ahead with plans to change the color of the White House for the first time in history – by painting it green!

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Categories Politics, TopStory Tags first lady michelle obama, michelle obama, Poll, president obama, white house

BLAGO SHAMPOO: IT’S BLEEP’N GOLDEN

May 14, 2009 by Hideaki Tailor

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CHICAGO, IL – If there is anything besides his dismissal that former Governor Rod Blagojevich is best known for, it is his legendary head of hair.

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Categories Politics, TopStory Tags rod blagojevich, rod blagojevich hair

LIZ CHENEY DEFENDS FATHER

October 13, 2021May 13, 2009 by Reginald Cunningham III

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WASHINGTON, DC – Elizabeth Cheney is likening her father’s defense of waterboarding to Al Gore’s campaign for climate change.

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Categories Politics, TopStory Tags dick cheney

OBAMA’S SECRET PLAN TO BAN VACATIONS

May 12, 2009 by Hideaki Tailor

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WASHINGTON, DC – President Barack Obama is going to try to cancel all American workers’ vacations for the summer!

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Categories Politics, TopStory Tags Obama Economy, obama summer vacation, Poll, president obama

CHENEY: LIMBAUGH IS MODEL REPUBLICAN

May 11, 2009 by Reginald Cunningham III

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WASHINGTON, DC – This weekend, former Vice President Dick Cheney said Rush Limbaugh was his model Republican.

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Categories Politics, TopStory Tags dick cheney, face the nation, mount rushmore, republican party, rush limbaugh, washington d.c., young republicans

TERROR WATCH LIST INCLUDES BAT BOY

May 7, 2009 by Carl Woodward

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WASHINGTON, DC – The Department of Justice has concluded that the FBI’s “Terror Watch List” has more than 24,000 Americans, including Bat Boy, incorrectly included.

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Categories Politics, TopStory Tags Bat Boy, disney world, fbi, Justice Department, Terrorism

ARLEN SPECTER WILL NOT BE LOYAL DEMOCRAT

May 4, 2009 by Reginald Cunningham III

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WASHINGTON, DC – Pennsylvania Senator Arlen Specter was thrust into the national stage last week when he switched from the Republican Party to the Democrats.

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Categories Politics, TopStory Tags Arlen Specter, harry reid, john mccain, meet the press, nancy pelosi, olympia snowe, senator mccain, speaker of the house
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