TEHRAN – Despite repeated crackdowns, protests in Iran continue. To calm and distract the populace, Ahmedinejad staged a tribute to Michael Jackson.
Politics
GOVERNOR SANFORD'S AFFAIR
COLUMBIA, SC – Governor Mark Sanford returned to work after disappearing over the weekend. Photographic evidence proves he was spending time with his Bigfoot lover.
McCAIN FOR BOARDING NORTH KOREAN SHIP
WASHINGTON, DC – Senator John McCain wants the US to take a more aggressive stance with North Korea, preferably using a ship that bears his name.
NORTH KOREA AIMS MISSILE AT HAWAII
HONOLULU, HI – North Korea plans to fire a missile towards Hawaii. Hawaii responded by offering Kim Jong Il a role in a 1960’s style beach movie.
AHMADINEJAD MISSES OBAMA’S SUPPORT
TEHRAN – While violence continues to rock Iran over election results, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad went into a funk after President Obama never returns his calls.
MICHELLE OBAMA’S LONDON OUTFIT
LONDON – Michelle Obama was in the news again this week for an unusual ensemble she wore to Westminster Abbey with her daughters in London.
OBAMA PROMISES 600,000 JOBS
WASHINGTON, DC – In an interview Monday, President Barack Obama restated his promise to create 600,000 new jobs by the end of summer.
OBAMA’S CAIRO SPEECH REWARDED
CAIRO – Obama’s speech in Cairo was a raging success. King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia presented him with a special Keyboard Cat video as congratulations.