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AHMEDINEJAD HOSTS CHRISTMAS SPECIAL
TEHRAN, IRAN – Iranian dictator Mahmoud Ahmedinejad shocked the world this week by appearing on a one hour Christmas special broadcast on the BBC.
MADONNA NATIVITY SHOCKER
RIO DE JANEIRO, BRAZIL – Middle aged pop singer Madonna is at the center of controversy again for being seen with a Brazilian model names Jesus.
MANIGATOR ATTACKS RICK WARREN
JACKSONVILLE, FL – Rick Warren was attacked by the half-alligator mutant Manigator at a press conference earlier today.
MERPEOPLE TO BUY CONEY ISLAND
NEW YORK, NY – New York state, desperate for money, has agreed to sell Coney Island to the Merpeople.
NORTH POLE REQUESTS BAILOUT
WASHINGTON, DC – Santa Claus has requested a $14 million federal bailout to avoid a crash which could cancel Christmas.
LIZARD PEOPLE PLEDGE VOTE FOR FRANKEN
ST. PAUL, MN – The Lizard People have come forward to officially cast their vote for Al Franken.
PLAYGIRL BUDDHA SPARKS OUTRAGE
LHASA, TIBET – Playgirl Tibet refuses to apologize for the cover of their December issue, featuring a scantily clad and sexy Buddha.
"MANIGATOR DUNDEE" SNUBBED
OSCEOLA, FL – Manigator, the half-man half-alligator mutant, was outraged this week that his debut movie was passed over by the Golden Globes.