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united elvin workers

UPDATE: SANTA UNFROZEN

December 18, 2022December 24, 2008 by Reginald Cunningham III

NORTH POLE – Santa Claus has yet again been frozen in a block of ice.

Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags bernard madoff, bernie madoff, christmas, elf union, madoff, madoff fraud, madoff victims, norad, norad santa, north pole, santa claus, united elvin workers

NORTH POLE REQUESTS BAILOUT

December 18, 2022December 18, 2008 by Reginald Cunningham III

WASHINGTON, DC – Santa Claus has requested a $14 million federal bailout to avoid a crash which could cancel Christmas.

Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags christmas, congress, elf union, norm coleman, north pole, santa claus, united elvin workers, washington d.c.

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