SEATTLE, WA – A dead cow washes ashore with the Mark of the Alien
Pierce Blodyn
FAVRE TEXTS RODGERS
GREEN BAY, WI – Aaron Rodgers dissed Brett Favre, who responded by sexting Rodgers a picture of his genitals.
MUSLIM BROTHERHOOD BACKS KING TUT
CAIRO, Egypt – Scientists plan to resurrect King Tutankhamen to lead Egypt out of oppression.
MICHELLE OBAMA: TURN OFF THE INTERNET!
WASHINGTON – Michelle Obama wants kids to get out and play, but how? By turning off the internet!









