OBAMACARE COVERS CATS AND DOGS
Americans just discovered that cats and dogs are covered under the Affordable Care Act. But the pets are required to have insurance!
Americans just discovered that cats and dogs are covered under the Affordable Care Act. But the pets are required to have insurance!
Environmentalists have found a baby dinosaur hatching from a bowling ball-size egg they found in New York’s Catskill Mountains.
RICHMOND, MA – Killer Fisher Cats are attacking cats, bears, dogs, horses and humans in the Berkshires. Locals are advised to stay indoors!
KENSINGTON, ENGLAND – A pack of feral cats is terrorizing a neighborhood. Fifteen people have been killed by the cats!
Cat Runs for Mayor In a remarkable event, a small town recently witnessed a historic mayoral election. This election captured the attention of the nation. In this election, a cat … READ MORE
Purrtastic Discovery: Cats Unveiled as Intergalactic Beings with Alien DNA A jaw-dropping revelation that has shaken the feline-loving world to its core. A group of renowned scientists from the Intergalactic … READ MORE
RESIDENTS FEAR FOR THEIR LIVESTOCK Oklahoma residents are in a panic after reports of strange creatures known as “chupacabras” terrorizing the suburban town of Edmond. Eyewitnesses describe the beasts as … READ MORE
“SANTA’S CRUEL AND MEAN,” DECLARES ONE ANTI-TINSEL TERRORIST! It’s twenty-one degrees outside the cab of this BearCat SWAT vehicle. The wind shrieks and the waves of rain pummeling the cab … READ MORE
Omaha – The nation’s largest union for train robbers announced that they would not cross the picket lines in support of railroad workers currently on strike against the nation’s largest … READ MORE