WASHINGTON – Federal authorities have confirmed that Chuck Norris, working with Libyan rebels, has killed Muammar Gaddafi!
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TRIPOLI – Libyan rebels found evidence of a romantic relationship between Colonel Gadhafi and Condoleezza Rice.
TRIPOLI, Libya — Col. Muammar el-Qaddafi is hoping a love connection with Jennifer Aniston, or some other Hollywood beauty, will salvage his world image.
TRIPOLI – Gaddafi’s rule is over. He escaped Libya and is safely in Venezuela with Hugo Chavez.
TRIPOLI, Libya – Colonel Muammar-el Qaddafi has hired a fashion stylist to fit him for his “surrender” attire.
LONDON – The guest list for the Royal Wedding was revealed. Heads of state are invited – including Muammar Gaddafi!
Huge oil reserves have been found on the moon. Gas prices will fall to $0.10 a gallon as OPEC oil becomes obsolete!
The Sleeping Prophet, Edgar Cayce, predicted in 1942 that World War III would begin in 2011!
I’m madder than John Thompson after Georgetown lost to VCU about Obama’s March Meekness!