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GADDAFI KILLED BY CHUCK NORRIS!
WASHINGTON – Federal authorities have confirmed that Chuck Norris, working with Libyan rebels, has killed Muammar Gaddafi!
CONDOLEEZZA RICE WAS DATING GADHAFI
TRIPOLI – Libyan rebels found evidence of a romantic relationship between Colonel Gadhafi and Condoleezza Rice.
QADDAFI COURTING ANISTON AND OTHERS
TRIPOLI, Libya — Col. Muammar el-Qaddafi is hoping a love connection with Jennifer Aniston, or some other Hollywood beauty, will salvage his world image.
GADDAFI ESCAPES TO VENEZUELA
TRIPOLI – Gaddafi’s rule is over. He escaped Libya and is safely in Venezuela with Hugo Chavez.
QADDAFI HIRES STYLIST
TRIPOLI, Libya – Colonel Muammar-el Qaddafi has hired a fashion stylist to fit him for his “surrender” attire.
MESSAGE FROM COLONEL GADDAFI
TRIPOLI – Colonel Gaddafi released a new message to the world today.
GADDAFI INVITED TO ROYAL WEDDING
LONDON – The guest list for the Royal Wedding was revealed. Heads of state are invited – including Muammar Gaddafi!
OIL FOUND ON MOON!
Huge oil reserves have been found on the moon. Gas prices will fall to $0.10 a gallon as OPEC oil becomes obsolete!
EDGAR CAYCE PREDICTED WORLD WAR III IN 2011
The Sleeping Prophet, Edgar Cayce, predicted in 1942 that World War III would begin in 2011!
ED ANGER SAYS, “OBAMA HAS BRACKET BRAIN!”
I’m madder than John Thompson after Georgetown lost to VCU about Obama’s March Meekness!
