I was happier than Lindsay Lohan at an open bar to see President George Bush – “W. the Great”— back in the saddle yesterday!
communist-in-chief
ED ANGER: OBAMA SHOULD THROW OFF HIS CHAINS
I’m madder than a club-footed camel! So the Teleprompter Kid when to A-rab Land the other day.
ED ANGER: OBAMA DECLARES IRAN-DEPENDENCE DAY!
I can’t believe it: Obama just invited a bunch of crazy foreigners to a Fourth of July party!
ED ANGER SAYS: SOTOMAYOR IS NO HOT TAMALE!
I’m madder than Liberace in the ladies’ room! Nobody told me it was the International Year of the Fat Chick.
ED ANGER SAYS: HANDS OFF MY CHEERIOS!
I’m madder than Count Chocula at a convention of diabetic dentists! Now I’ve heard everything! Seems the Government wants to call Cheerios a “drug”!
ED ANGER SAYS: OBAMA’S NOT SPOCK!
I’m madder than a Klingon at a peace rally! Now, I don’t much follow that Star Track show, but my grandson puts it on when his mom drops him off before her bingo.
ED ANGER SAYS: GET TO THE NEAREST TEA PARTY!
My fellow Americans, today is a great day! All over the country, folks like you and me will be getting together at Tea Party protests.
ED ANGER SAYS: AL GORE IS AN EARTH HOUR HYPOCRITE
I’m madder than a hippie chick who’s run out of hemp tampons!