LEPRECHAUN POPULATION PLUMMETS DUE TO LUCKY CHARM POACHING!

“They’re tragically delicious!” experts say Dublin – University College Dublin issued a stark warning about the decline in Leprechaun populations. The source of the decline is the poaching of the Irish little people’s beloved lucky charms. “This is the worst demographic blow to Ireland since the potato famine!” declared Jason O’Flannery, chair of the Leprechaun … READ MORE