ED ANGER SAYS: TELEPROMPTER KID SHOULD STAY OFF TV
My rabbit ears are bent outta shape! Is Obama the President of the United States or the new American Idol? Cuz he spends more time going on television that he does running the country!
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ED ANGER SAYS: JUST SAY NO TO OBAMA’S KIDS BOOK
I’m madder than a Kennedy at last call about what’s going on in our country! I hear the Communist-in-Chief is getting half a million bucks to write a kids book.
ED ANGER SAYS: TELEPROMPTER JESUS NEEDS A MIRACLE
Here’s one my grandson told me: “What’s the difference between Jesus and Obama? Jesus knew how to build a cabinet!”
ED ANGER SAYS: OBAMA SHOULD FIRE HIMSELF
Teleprompter Jesus obviously doesn’t know his butt from his elbow and it’s only Day 50.
ED ANGER SAYS: SHUT DOWN NASA!
I’d be pig-biting mad but I can’t afford a hog – or a new set of dentures!
ED ANGER SAYS: A LITTLE LEAD NEVER HURT ANYBODY
I’m pig biting mad about all the crazy news this week! I’m sick of that crazy baby machine lady with the big lips. I’m sick of movie stars talking about how brave they are for making a movie about some pansy thirty years after he died.
ED ANGER SAYS: GET ME TO GITMO
I’m madder than a terrorist with a plugged up toilet about Guantanamo Bay!
ED ANGER SAYS: DOWN WITH THE DECLARATION OF DEPENDENCE
I’m angrier than Adam Smith in an itchy kilt about what’s happened to our once great nation!
ED ANGER SAYS QUIT DREAMING ABOUT OBAMA!
I’m madder than Sigmund Freud with a busted stogie about that crazy woman at the New York Times!