ROBOTS ENROLLED IN COLLEGE
PITTSBURGH, PA – Carnegie-Mellon University has 547 robots in its freshman class.
Monthly Archives: October 2010
UFO OVER EL PASO
EL PASO – A UFO was spotted over El Paso last night. The same UFO that was over New York last week!
BAT BOY FACEBOOK APP!
LOS ANGELES – The Bat Boy Facebook App is here! See yourself as Bat Boy!
GYPSIES INVADE CLEVELAND!
CLEVELAND – Roma Gypsies are invading Cleveland, taking advantage of the current economic crisis to set up tent neighborhoods.
SUPER TYPHOON HITS PHILIPPINES
AUAYAN, Philippines – The strongest cyclone in years to crash into the Philippines on Monday.
DON’T MESS WITH THE BIEBER!
BRITISH COLUMBIA – Teen pop sensation, Justin Bieber, gave a 12-year-old a beat down during a game of laser tag on Friday night!
SWISS TUNNEL TO HELL
ZURICH – Swiss engineers building the world’s largest tunnel drilled right into hell!
MEGHAN MCCAIN IS A WITCH
WASHINGTON – Meghan McCain announced on ABC’s “This Week” that she is a witch.
BENOIT MANDELBROT – FRACTALS INTO INFINITY
CAMBRIDGE, MA – Benoit Mandelbrot, the father of fractal geometry, passed away into infinity.
KEITH AND MICK LOVERS
LONDON – In his autobiography, “Life”, Keith Richards reveals that he and Mick Jagger have been lovers for decades.
