LOS ANGELES, CA – Former Olympian and reality show star Bruce Jenner has received his second facelift. As part of a season finale surprise, he received Joan Rivers’ old face.
SANTA BARBARA, CA – The recent wildfire that destroyed dozens of homes in Southern California was started by flame-throwing UFO!
MONTAUK, NY – An unearthly creature has washed up on the shores of Long Island, leaving some to wonder if it is related to last year’s Montauk Monster.
WASHINGTON, DC – This weekend, former Vice President Dick Cheney said Rush Limbaugh was his model Republican.
LONDON – Like something out of a horror movie, a 30-year old British man “gave birth” to his embryonic twin brother!
I’m madder than a Klingon at a peace rally! Now, I don’t much follow that Star Track show, but my grandson puts it on when his mom drops him off before her bingo.
NEW YORK, NY – A TV actor is helping to brighten people’s spirits during these tough times, by handing out free chocolate!
I’m madder than a plucked pigeon! Did you hear they’re building a statue to Al Gore, down in Tennessee? It’s enough to make Michelangelo lose his marbles!
