HONOLULU, HI – Obatma has arrived in Hawaii to spend the holiday season with his new American family.
Monthly Archives: December 2008
HONOLULU, HAWAII – Bat Boy has been spotted lounging shirtless with President-Elect Barack Obama during the holidays!
NORTH POLE – Santa Claus has yet again been frozen in a block of ice.
NEW YORK, NY – Holiday shoppers at Macy’s Department Store were surprised with a rare treat this week when PhD Ape brought his son and niece to meet Santa for the first time.
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RIO DE JANEIRO, BRAZIL – Middle aged pop singer Madonna is at the center of controversy again for being seen with a Brazilian model names Jesus.
ST. PAUL, MN – Minnesotans have turned to schoolyard protocol in a last ditch effort to solve their Senate conundrum.
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SAINT LUCIA – Amy Winehouse decided to bare all this weekend, including removing her signature beehive – and witnesses were turned to stone!
JACKSONVILLE, FL – Rick Warren was attacked by the half-alligator mutant Manigator at a press conference earlier today.