UPDATE – Obatma is spending the first day of Kwanzaa with the Obama family!
Month: December 2008
BAT BOY AND OBAMA SHIRTLESS
HONOLULU, HAWAII – Bat Boy has been spotted lounging shirtless with President-Elect Barack Obama during the holidays!
PhD APE JR. ANALYZES SANTA
NEW YORK, NY – Holiday shoppers at Macy’s Department Store were surprised this week when PhD Ape brought his son and niece to meet Santa for the first time.
WEEKLY WORLD NEWS HOLIDAY CARD
No matter if you’re human, mutant or alien, we here at Weekly World News want to wish you happy holidays!
MADONNA NATIVITY SHOCKER
RIO DE JANEIRO, BRAZIL – Middle aged pop singer Madonna is at the center of controversy again for being seen with a Brazilian model names Jesus.
ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS, SENATE!
ST. PAUL, MN – Minnesotans have turned to schoolyard protocol in a last ditch effort to solve their Senate conundrum.
WEEKLY HOROSCOPE: DECEMBER 22, 2008
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AMY WINEHOUSE REVEALS ALL
SAINT LUCIA – Amy Winehouse decided to bare all this weekend, including removing her signature beehive – and witnesses were turned to stone!
MANIGATOR ATTACKS RICK WARREN
JACKSONVILLE, FL – Rick Warren was attacked by the half-alligator mutant Manigator at a press conference earlier today.