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ISRAELI MERMAIDS SEEN ONSHORE
KIRYAT YAM, ISRAEL – In what is believed to be preparation for the Jewish High Holidays, there have been reports of Israeli mermaids coming onshore.
DINOSAUR ZOO TO OPEN IN SOUTH AFRICA
Excited scientists are hatching eggs recently found in 130 million-year-old dinosaur nest in South Africa.
THE DRACULA FISH RETURNS!
LONDON – The Dracula Fish, who once attacked women in Eastern Europe, has returned!
BAT BOY!
When the Weekly World News discovered Bat Boy hiding in a West Virginia cave in 1992, they did not know that a star had just fallen…
BAT BOY WILL BE THE NEXT POPE!
On the same day Pope Benedict XVI had an emotional send-off in St. Peters Square, it was announced that Bat Boy will be the next Pope!
BAT BOY SPOTTED IN DENVER THEATRE!
The Equinox Theatre Company in Denver Co has admitted to housing the elusive “Bat Child” this week after witnesses took details of its presence to local media.
MONSTER TITANOBOA IN NEW YORK!
A monstrous sight: a 48-foot-long, 2,500-pound titanoboa snake is headed for Grand Central!
BAT BOY’S NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTIONS
CHARLESTON, WV – It’s that time of year again, when people across the country are making resolutions for the new year.
BAT BOY RIDES NEW YEAR’S BALL
NEW YORK, NY – Bat Boy rang in the New Year the only way he knows how: with good-natured mischief.
BAT BOY SAVED THE WORLD!
WWN can confirm that the Mayan apocalypse was stopped by Bat Boy, who risked his own life to save Earth!
