5 Mistakes People Always Make When Beheading A Vampire
We’ve all been there: thigh-height deep in a crypt slowly, slowly filling with the blood ofcenturies-old virgins as one, maybe one and a bat that turns into a vampire runs … READ MORE
We’ve all been there: thigh-height deep in a crypt slowly, slowly filling with the blood ofcenturies-old virgins as one, maybe one and a bat that turns into a vampire runs … READ MORE
HIS WORLD TOUR IS FORCED TO GO UNDERGROUND! The lights dim in “Florida Man’s Cave” in Daytona, Florida. This reporter is sitting next to concert promoter Dick Hyman. “You’re going … READ MORE
And The Reason May Shock You! Bat Boy, the iconoclastic independent whose every move seems to shake up this year’s presidential campaign season, has done it again. On a day … READ MORE
Purrtastic Discovery: Cats Unveiled as Intergalactic Beings with Alien DNA A jaw-dropping revelation that has shaken the feline-loving world to its core. A group of renowned scientists from the Intergalactic … READ MORE
How can a VAMPIRE also be a Zombie? We turn to WWN reporter Foxington Delaware for the answer.
“He was on assignment in Yunnan Province, China.” American scientists captured an 80-foot dinosaur in the jungles of Yunnan. This was after it killed and ate NY Times Reporter Ayman … READ MORE
RESIDENTS FEAR FOR THEIR LIVESTOCK Oklahoma residents are in a panic after reports of strange creatures known as “chupacabras” terrorizing the suburban town of Edmond. Eyewitnesses describe the beasts as … READ MORE
Reports of Zombie Dogs ARE increasing in Texas! People in the small town of Millfield, a suburb of Dallas are seeing packs of snarling, undead canines. They are roaming the … READ MORE
“SANTA’S CRUEL AND MEAN,” DECLARES ONE ANTI-TINSEL TERRORIST! It’s twenty-one degrees outside the cab of this BearCat SWAT vehicle. The wind shrieks and the waves of rain pummeling the cab … READ MORE
“YOU SAW HER. YOU GOT HER. NOW, WHAT?” Not satisfied with delivering such cultural milestones as roller boogie, New Age cults, the Marvel Universe and Ronald Reagan to the world, … READ MORE