LOCH NESS MONSTER DECLARED A GENIUS!
Looks can be deceiving! A research teach from Japan was at Loch Ness this week, …
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THE JERSEY DEVIL SPEARHEADS PANDEMIC DELIVERY PLAN!
“IF YOU CAN’T DEPEND ON YOUR GOVERNMENT, YOU CAN ALWAYS COUNT ON MYTHIC CREATURES!” When …
READ MORETHE JERSEY DEVIL SPEARHEADS PANDEMIC DELIVERY PLAN!
BIGFOOT IS MISSING
MONTANA – Bigfoot has gone missing! He surprised everyone when left the campaign trail – …
THE GREAT LAKE MONSTER REAPPEARS!
Dark rumors about a creature capable of existing in the dead waters of The Great …
PH.D. APE PROMISES VACCINE IN 5 MONTHS!
DR. APE HAS BEEN WORKING WITH HIS TASK FORCE FOR THE LAST SIX WEEKS. HE …
BAT BOY TESTS NEGATIVE FOR CORONAVIRUS!
RESUMES 2020 ELECTION CAMPAIGN! WASHINGTON DC – After a tense few days, the test results …
IS TAYLOR SWIFT MAKING BAT BOY BOOTIES?
NASHVILLE, TN – Taylor Swift was reportedly knitting booties while in quarantine. Sources close to …
BIGFOOT HOOKER ON WALL STREET!
CALMING NERVES DURING THE STOCK MARKET SWOON! NEW YORK CITY – Bigfoot Hooker arrived on …
BUTTFISH WASH ASHORE IN FLORIDA!
MOVE OVER, PENIS FISH! HERE COME THE BUTTS! Last year, California was treated to “penis …
BAT BOY BOYCOTTS SUPER TUESDAY!
And The Reason May Shock You! Bat Boy, the iconoclastic independent whose every move seems …