ACTIVISTS PROTEST ITTY BITTY ELEPHANT TRADE
Animal Rights Activists Immobilize Downtown Los Angeles To Protest Worldwide Itty Bitty Elephant Trade Is …
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PhD APE TO TESTIFY TO CONGRESS
Subpoenaed by Congress. The only being who can tell the truth! Intelligence Committee Chairman Adam …
PHD APE TO THE RESCUE!
WASHINGTON, DC – The United States Congress and The President of the United States have …
PUMPKIN BEARS GET LOOSE IN NORTH CAROLINA!
ASHEVILLE, NC – Locals have spotted a number of Pumpkin Bears in the woods outside …
ZOMBIE WAITERS HIRED AT FIVE-STAR RESTAURANTS!
Gourmet Fench restaurants in New Orleans and Houston are knocking the competition dead – because …
THE POPE BLESSES VAMPIRES IN ANNUAL TRADITION
VATICAN CITY – Pope Francis spent a good part of the day in the annual …
TAYLOR SWIFT HOLDS FUNDRAISER FOR BAT BOY!
LOS ANGELES, CA – Taylor Swift held a fundraiser in Beverly Hills last night in …
GIANT POLAR MONSTER ATTACKS CRUISE SHIP!
NOME, Alaska – A cruise in the Bering Strait was recently attacked and sunk under …
HALF-MAN, HALF-ALLIGATOR!
ST. MARTINVILLE, LA – Deep in the bayou of Louisiana a strange creature has been …
LAKE ERIE MONSTER DISCOVERED!
ASHTABULA, OH – Divers recently made a startling discovery proving the existence of The Lake …