MERMAID FOUND IN SARDINE CAN
LIVE LITTLE MERMAID POPS OUT! A Danish fish factory worker was stunned when he opened …
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BAT BOY PICKS BIGFOOT FOR RUNNING MATE!
ANCHORAGE, AL – Bat Boy has decided on his 2020 running mate. After careful consideration, …
BIGFOOT HAS A TWIN BROTHER!
Woodbeast came out to support Bigfoot’s Vice Presidential campaign in 2020. SUNBURY, PA – Local …
ACTIVISTS PROTEST ITTY BITTY ELEPHANT TRADE
Animal Rights Activists Immobilize Downtown Los Angeles To Protest Worldwide Itty Bitty Elephant Trade Is …
PhD APE TO TESTIFY TO CONGRESS
Subpoenaed by Congress. The only being who can tell the truth! Intelligence Committee Chairman Adam …
PHD APE TO THE RESCUE!
WASHINGTON, DC – The United States Congress and The President of the United States have …
PUMPKIN BEARS GET LOOSE IN NORTH CAROLINA!
ASHEVILLE, NC – Locals have spotted a number of Pumpkin Bears in the woods outside …
ZOMBIE WAITERS HIRED AT FIVE-STAR RESTAURANTS!
Gourmet Fench restaurants in New Orleans and Houston are knocking the competition dead – because …
THE POPE BLESSES VAMPIRES IN ANNUAL TRADITION
VATICAN CITY – Pope Francis spent a good part of the day in the annual …
TAYLOR SWIFT HOLDS FUNDRAISER FOR BAT BOY!
LOS ANGELES, CA – Taylor Swift held a fundraiser in Beverly Hills last night in …