Mutants Archives - Page 2 of 49

KANGOROUS AWAKENS!

May 21, 2020 by Frank Lake

The Mystifying Menace is back! SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA – A horrible and mystifying new menace has …

May 14, 2020 by Guy LeFleur

BAT BOY DENIES AUTHENTICITY! From sources deep inside the Swift camp comes the first leaked …

May 6, 2020May 6, 2020 by Boyce Day

Looks can be deceiving! A research teach from Japan was at Loch Ness this week, …

May 4, 2020 by Brick Rivers

“IF YOU CAN’T DEPEND ON YOUR GOVERNMENT, YOU CAN ALWAYS COUNT ON MYTHIC CREATURES!” When …

May 27, 2020May 2, 2020 by Frank Lake

MONTANA – Bigfoot has gone missing! He surprised everyone when left the campaign trail – …

April 23, 2020 by Dunwich Dundorfer

Dark rumors about a creature capable of existing in the dead waters of The Great …

April 9, 2020 by Frank Lake

DR. APE HAS BEEN WORKING WITH HIS TASK FORCE FOR THE LAST SIX WEEKS. HE …

March 26, 2020 by Frank Lake

RESUMES 2020 ELECTION CAMPAIGN! WASHINGTON DC – After a tense few days, the test results …

March 19, 2020 by Frank Lake

NASHVILLE, TN – Taylor Swift was reportedly knitting booties while in quarantine. Sources close to …

March 17, 2020March 16, 2020 by Frank Lake

CALMING NERVES DURING THE STOCK MARKET SWOON! NEW YORK CITY – Bigfoot Hooker arrived on …