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OBAMA AND GREGG BREAK UP
WASHINGTON, DC – Following a whirlwind romance, President Obama and New Hampshire Senator Judd Gregg have broken off their relationship.
OBAMA MAKES MISTAKE, TURNS TO APE
WASHINGTON, DC – With February off to a rocky start, President Obama called an old friend for some much needed support – PhD Ape!
STAN LEE SUED BY SUPERHEROES
NEW YORK, NY – Several real-life superheroes claiming to be the inspiration for years of Marvel Comics work are seeking $750 million in back pay from Stan Lee.
JESSICA SIMPSON’S WEIGHT GAIN SUPPORT
PEMBROKE PINES, FL – Following a charity concert that served a buffet of criticism over her appearance, Jessica Simpson has turned to an old friend for support – Tonya!
KELLI MCCARTY EMBARRASSES UNIVERSE
WICHITA, KS – Former Miss USA and Miss Universe finalist Kelli McCarty has come under fire this week as news of her latest career move has riled some intergalactic feathers.
BEAST OF EXMOOR DISCOVERED
LONDON – After almost 30 years of terror, the carcass of the British Beast of Exmoor has washed ashore, with evidence the government can’t deny!
PORN BAILOUT SOLUTION
WASHINGTON, DC – In one stunning move, Congress solved two crises plaguing America – a need for additional federal employees and a sinking pornography industry.
COULTER OVERLOADS TODAY SHOW
NEW YORK, NY – NBC’s Today Show regretted re-booking right wing pundit, Ann Coulter, after the controversial writer went into overload on live television.
RICKY GERVAIS FATTY FEUD
LOS ANGELES, CA – Following a New Year’s telethon for pets in need, Tonya The World’s Fattest Cat had a falling out with co-host Ricky Gervais.
ALIEN ENERGY BURNS RICHARDSON
SANTA FE, NM – Ties to an alien energy company have resulted in Governor Bill Richardson removing his name for consideration as future Commerce Secretary.
