LAS VEGAS – Tragedy struck Kim Kardashian last night on a private flight from New Jersey to Las Vegas. Her left butt cheek exploded.
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OPRAH’S ALL-NUDE EPISODE!
CHICAGO – Oprah Winfrey announced that she will be broadcasting her first all-nude episode!
POOP TRANSLPANTS SAVE LIVES
NEW YORK – Doctors are transplanting fecal matter from one patient to another – and saving lives!
CHELSEA CLINTON WEDDING GUEST LIST
WWN EXCLUSIVE – Bat Boy, Bigfoot, and Bush are all on the guest list for Chelsea Clinton’s wedding in Rhinebeck, New York on July 31.
SARAH PALIN AND OPRAH
CHICAGO, IL – Sarah Paliln did an interview with Oprah yesterday. The two buried their hatchet and had “girl time” until the early hours of the morning.
SARAH PALIN ON OPRAH
WASILLA, AK – Sarah Palin will be appearing on Oprah in November. The former governor is training for what she believes will be a “rough and tumble” interview.
ED ANGER SAYS: STOP SAYING SORRY, OBAMA!
I’m madder than a snake at a mongoose convention! The Teleprompter Kid just can’t stop saying sorry!