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GOOGLE STREET VIEW SHOWS UFOS
LONDON – A fleet of nine flying objects has been spotted on Google’s Street View in East London. Are aliens revealing themselves to the public?
GREAT ELEPHANT BIRD EGG ON SALE
LONDON, UK – An egg laid by a Great Elephant Bird in the 17th century has gone on sale for £5,000.
MINISTRY OF DEFENCE RELEASES UFO FILES
LONDON – Britain’s defence ministry has just released declassified UFO files to the general public.
WHITE CASTLE WEDDING
LONDON, OH – An Ohio couple was married at a White Castle. The young groom said, “This is the proudest moment of my life.”
MADONNA NATIVITY SHOCKER
RIO DE JANEIRO, BRAZIL – Middle aged pop singer Madonna is at the center of controversy again for being seen with a Brazilian model names Jesus.
To Little Fanfare, Margaret Thatcher Finally Admits To Being a Zombie
After years of being hounded by conspiracy theorists and journalists from alternative publications, reporter Michael “Skipper” Entwistle finally got Margaret Thatcher to admit she is a zombie.
Technological Marvels From the Animal Kingdom!
Birds inspired the airplane and rabbits’ ears helped designers improve TV reception. Now, a new study from biologist Carl Navrin reveals a host of little-known animal species responsible for the best ideas of other human inventors.