WASHINGTON – Doctors have confirmed that Barack Obama has had brain surgery.
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BREAST MILK ICE CREAM
Ice cream parlors and grocery stores across the U.S. will begin selling ice cream made from breast milk. It’s organic!
BOOTY PILLS
LONDON – British women are so desperate for bigger bottoms that they are now taking “Booty Pills” to help out.
ZARA HARTSHORN
LONDON – Excuse me miss, but may I see some I.D.? Zara Hartshorn, who is 13 years of age, actually gives the impression of being 50!
EXACT TIME WHEN JESUS DIED
LONDON – Two scientists have determined that Jesus Christ was crucified at 3PM on Friday, April 3 in 33 A.D.
UFO SIGHTINGS INCREASED BY "X-FILES"
LONDON – Researchers believed a five-fold increase in UFO sightings in 1996 was due to the screening of TV series “The X-Files”.
OLDEST KNOWN BIBLE GOES ONLINE
LONDON – The oldest known copy of the Bible has been published online. Religious scholars haved noted some differences from the modern version.
MAN GIVES BIRTH TO TWIN
LONDON – Like something out of a horror movie, a 30-year old British man “gave birth” to his embryonic twin brother!