BINCHUAN, CHINA – Aliens from Gootan have been spotted throughout Yunnan province in China.
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ED ANGER SAYS, "I’M SICK OF CHINA!"
I’m madder than a Chinaman in a driver’s ed class about China taking over the world, because they’re not going to take this Yankee to the cleaners.
CHINA TO BUY ITALY
ROME – Italy is on the brink of financial ruin, so China has made an offer to buy Italy.
CHINA TO LAUNCH MISSILES AT U.S.
BEIJING – China is planning to fire missiles at the United States.
"SUPER UFO" SPOTTED OVER BEIJING AND SHANGHAI
SHANGHAI – A gigantic ball of light appeared over two major Chinese cities. NASA has confirmed it to be an alien spaceship.
BIDEN TO CHINESE: ONE-CHILD POLICY IS "A DANDY"
BEIJING – VP Joe Biden complimented the Chinese on their one-child policy and said “sure would love to get that going in America.”
BIDEN TO CHINESE: "TEAR DOWN THIS WALL!"
BEIJING – VP Joe Biden visited The Great Wall today and told the Chinese that The Great Wall “must come down.”
CHINA FORECLOSES ON WHITE HOUSE
BEIJING – China has foreclosed on the White House and wants the First Family out by the end of the month.