BEIJING — Archaeologists have discovered the world’s oldest known primitive writing, dating back 5,000 years.
SHANGHAI – Thousands of dead pigs have been found in a river that runs through the heart of Shanghai, sparking panic about the cleanliness of the city’s drinking water.
SHANGHAI – A gigantic ball of light appeared over two major Chinese cities. NASA has confirmed it to be an alien spaceship.
SHANGHAI – Blue Glowing Pork Meat is becoming popular in restaurants around China.
WASHINGTON – NASA announced today that all three of its soon-to-be-retired shuttles will go to Disney facilities.
MONGOLIA – A Chinese airport was forced to shut down because of a UFO seen hovering nearby.
With unemployment rates about to hit the highest numbers since the Great Depression, Americans are leaving in droves to find work in one of the few places still hiring: China.
