The largest spider fossil ever found has been uncovered by researchers in China.
Month: April 2011
iPHONES TRACK USERS
PALO ALTO, CA – It was revealed today that iPhones keep track of everywhere a user goes… and saves the information in a database!
OBAMA WAS BORN – ON MARS!
After years of digging by the world’s top private investigators, they have determined conclusively where Barack Obama was born: Mars!
DEAD ALIEN FOUND IN RUSSIA!
SIBERIA – Following reports of a UFO crash last month, Russians found the body of an alien buried in the snow!
UNEMPLOYED SUPERHEROES!
ORLANDO, FL – An unemployment agency spent public money to give 6,000 superhero costumes to the jobless.
CAMEL MEAT
DALLAS – Given all the tainted American beef, Australian camel meat has become hot new import!
JFK KILLED OVER UFOS!
WASHINGTON – Secret CIA memos reveal that President John F. Kennedy was killed because he wanted to release the UFO files.
